Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022

Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

picking 'em up, laying 'em down

to walk !

response from a young, darker pigmented human after being asked how he would get to "big game"

magoo! , how you getting to the game ? magoo: "picking 'em up, laying 'em down ! "

by michael foolsley March 29, 2021

Jew LARPing

A person who thinks that Jewish people are responsible for everything bad and controls every aspect of their life.

Person 1: I stubbed my toe. Goddamn Jews

Person 2: Stop Jew LARPing.

by thisisadefinitionofathing July 7, 2019

Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

Laying under the stars

A suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have sexual intercourse outdoors
Legs up under the stars, look at Venus while we can see Uranus

I'm horny, it's getting late, I can't take you home tonight and we're in such a romantic spot...would you mind laying under the stars tonight?

by Some old mate February 5, 2017

laying back in the cut

To avoid doing your part. Not participating or using your talents for the good of others.

You need to mow the grass instead of playing video games and laying back in the cut.

by Walneto August 30, 2010