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Colon Kicker

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole
John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"
by FrankDim October 18, 2021
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The flaming kick of death

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle
"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"
by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016
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"Pumped Up Kicks" Syndrome

When somethings is up beat and catchy but has a verrrrry dark meaning; mostly when it comes to music.
Yea that song suffers from "Pumped Up Kicks" Syndrome as it sounds very groovy and joyus but the song is actually about murder and rape
by BattleSteam3821 February 14, 2021
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Falcon Kick

verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"

noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick
Cpt. Falcon: "FALCON KICK!"

Announcer: "GAME!"
by Xenomorph42Q May 14, 2008
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kick-the-dog syndrome

The act of mistreating a peer or someone inferior to you out of frustration because a superior (whom you can't argue with) has treated you poorly.
Apparently he came home and just started yelling. It's kick-the-dog syndrome: his boss is an asshole and he takes it out on her.
by Colin Sandel February 27, 2008
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one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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kick him to the curb

1. To quit seeing him, especially if it's a relationship or commitment involved.

2. To waive/fire him, especially in business matters.
If you catch a man cheating on you, kick him to the curb right then.

A man got kicked to curb by the company for finding drug use in his hair sample.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2005
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