Jenkin

noun. A "jenkin" is a person who is always complaining, easliy annoyed, and usually a bitch. To be a jenkin you would have to be extremely condescending and never pay attention to anybody elses ideas because you think you have even better ones.

verb. To jenk or to be jenking, would be to insist that you are the best at everything and no one could ever be better.

"Dude, I'm tired of you always jenkin', just listen to what I have to say".

by God-like Mythlogical Creater December 6, 2010

Janking

To jack off another male. May be done while constantly screaming LOOK AT ME to increase sensations of arousal. also known as to "cheely"

"Me and gump were kickin it the other day janking, waiting on Perez to come over."

by Texaspride March 11, 2010

jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 5, 2010

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

smelly jenkins

pooping in a girls ear and having them take it out with a q-tip

booger: ready for your smelly Jenkins
harline:yup

by l30iscool February 24, 2009

Janking my steez

Began by Sean B. from Orlando, FL. When an audience hears a clever word or expression, they proceeds to use it in their daily vocabulary as if they had come up with the term on their own. It was created specifically for this reason, and was spread with the intention of catching on in hopes that it would always to accredited to SB. Since its creation, SB has heard it been used and not been given credit for its origin, which is exactly the reason he began the expression in the first place. When someone steals a word or expression that you use uniquely, you may accuse them by saying, "You're janking my steez."

man 1: "dude, that sandwich was the tits"
man 2: "you know I started saying that way before you, right?"
man 1: "You're so full of it, dude. I've been saying that for years"
man 2: "Are you serious?!?!?! You're janking my steez"

by Bullet SB December 17, 2009

circle jerking

when guys use the cover of playing poker

so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just chillin with the boys, ya know PLAYING POKER (ie circle jerking)

by you know May 13, 2005