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by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024
Get the Ivan mug.Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
by AlexandraKD November 23, 2021
Get the Ivan mug.A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.
“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
by word influencer 2000 April 24, 2019
Get the Ivan mug.Ivane is that tall strikingly beautiful girl but acts more agressive than boys. She's that girl who knows the truth and won't hide it. Even though she has a lot of problems, she never gives up because she knows there's more in life she just didn't see yet. She also likes to annoy people a lot and somehow makes a lot of sexual jokes. Despite that she is a great and kind friend even though she could be mean. She cares a lot about the people who she loves even though they don't do her any good.
Mark: Ivane bit me i can't believe that girl.
Steve: Oh yeah? Her slap left a mark in my shoulders.
Nicole: What are you guys talking about?
Steve: Ivane is such a beast
Nicole: I know hahaha. She's a sweet person though.
Steve: Oh yeah? Her slap left a mark in my shoulders.
Nicole: What are you guys talking about?
Steve: Ivane is such a beast
Nicole: I know hahaha. She's a sweet person though.
by Cy_lee June 8, 2021
Get the Ivane mug.Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.
"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020
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by anonymous April 1, 2021
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