Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010

Gordon

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

gordonish

1. adj. resembling another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.
2. sb. a person who resembles another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.

1. 'He looks a bit gordonish in that light, doesn't he?'
2. 'Uh-oh, here comes old Gordonish. Quick, cross the road.'

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

gordon hayward challenge

Where you bend your ankle so far back where you break it and fracture your tibula.

Oh man he just did the Gordon Hayward challenge

by Gordon Haward October 25, 2017

Gordon

A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.

Im going to have a great time, got myself a load from Gordon

by Gordon2k18 June 13, 2018

Gordon Ramsses

An acient Egyptian ruler with the habit of eating cars, He typically eats around 5 cars a day. He enjoys the company of exotic women such as the asians, the africans and the caucasian. He was said to be around 1235 years old and is said to be alive until this day. He is also affiliated with the neo nazi faction and is prophesied to resurect hitler.

Guy1: Yo aren't you scared of Gordon Ramsses.
Guy2: Yeah that nigga finna do some satanic ritual or somthing.
Guy3: Yeah facts...... Want some weed?

by FatiusKhanilus March 5, 2021