Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

Sausage Grubbler

It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier

Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.

by howe_that December 5, 2014

The Gibbles

Like "The Giggles", the Gibbles is a short-term, non-life threatening, uncontrollable, quick horny sensation in your nether regions. Even though they are over quick, the speed at which they repeat is also very quick. It is literally like getting the Giggles, except it feels real good in your pants.

Just as "The Giggles" have the potential to make you extremely happy, The Gibbles have the potential to make you extremely HORNY. WARNING! If you know someone that regularly gets the Gibbles while drunk or high, know that they will most likely try a little something with you. Because they literally make you SO HORNY!

The Gibbles is the result of rapid speed of sexual thoughts going through your mind at once, whether pertaining to pornography, imagination or even someone in the room. It usually starts as just one simple thought, but then escalates, making you hornier and hornier as you keep thinking about it.

The Gibbles can only be satisfied by sexual release, otherwise, varying discomfort may occur. Refer to "Blue Balls" for this phenomenon.

For example, Julie briefly thinks about what it would be like to sleep with Brandon. Julie, as a result, plays the entire sexual experience in her head, very quickly, like a movie-montage, each second making her more and more horny, until she finishes because she thought herself into climax.

Note: The Gibbles is majorly intensified while high, drunk or crossfaded. The horniness is seriously on another level, you may find yourself finishing in a third of the amount of time you usually would. Just be careful, wear protection! And bring your own!

Now, of course that part about climaxing just from a thinking may be a little bit of a dramatization, but I guess it could be possible. ...By the way, nice to meet Urban Dictionary. My name is Julie ;)

Sincerely,
The 19 Year Old ShaWol

by AdamChScott May 4, 2014

Joshua Grimble'd

When your friend says something so ludicrous and outlandish, that if you were to describe it you would say "Joshua Grimble"

"He told me Ryan Reynolds wasn't hot! that motherfucker Joshua Grimble'd me!"

by Deftimdominus May 10, 2024

Fizzy Gibbler

The act of putting alkaseltzer in your partners anus and trying not to cum before it finishes

Bro I totally gave Brenda the Fizzy Gibbler last night and it felt like poprocks kept tickling my dick! I almost busted instantly

by ravegef5 November 14, 2024

Gibball Gabbilling Gibblett

Some one who, follows even though he knows hes not wanted,a lying sack of doggie doodoo,lies to be "cool",follows "cool" people to be or look "cool",and a teller of bibbiling babbaling bull shit.

FRANK-Dude I hit a 39ft. jump yesterday with my dirt bike,and I saw a ufo they abducted me it was sick.

SUZY-Frank I hear you talkin but all that is comin out is bull shit,you Gibball Gabbilling Gibblett.

by Harry Bagof Nuts May 2, 2007

gabbing your gibblesticks

perdonkin your pusslplaps beatin your beef flaps cooking your cooter

dude whats gabbing your gibblesticks
wdym gabble my gibblesticks my gibblesticks are not being gabbled.

by thisbitchasshoe January 15, 2024