by imrickjamesbitch March 26, 2004
Get the goon ass mug.A person that rides motocross (i.e dirt bikes and/or atvs) , who buys the most expensive gear, bike, and equipment but is terrible at the sport. They think they are good but have no style and look like they are a rag doll on the bike. When they accelerate it whips them back in a violent motion and they take out lines and berms on the track. They also land short on jumps also known as "casing". They have no sense of what they are doing.
"Hey Tanner, want to go to Throttle 215?" Said Chase.
"Yeah. Lets hope there are no goon-riders there." Said Tanner
"Hey Chase, isn't that your buddy Alex over there? He has the new 2012 Honda." Said Tanner
"Yeah, but he is a goon-rider." Said Chase.
"Oh man! You're right! ha What a goon." Said Tanner.
"Yeah. Lets hope there are no goon-riders there." Said Tanner
"Hey Chase, isn't that your buddy Alex over there? He has the new 2012 Honda." Said Tanner
"Yeah, but he is a goon-rider." Said Chase.
"Oh man! You're right! ha What a goon." Said Tanner.
by TheAPON13machine November 17, 2011
Get the Goon-rider mug.An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."
Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!
by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010
Get the goon cock mug.Goon Affilated is a term of Goon. It means that your the definition of a Goon. Goon meaning from the streets, and hood. Then you have Affiliated witch means you mess with something or you run in the same group. So Goon Affiliated means that all you hang around is real niggas(Goons) and all you Affiliated with is the streets and the Goons
Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.
Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.
by Mz.Kay-Kay June 20, 2009
Get the Goon Affiliated mug.A family founded by father goon. The co-founder is his homie . Great makers of music. IN possession of the real truth .
by Father Goon March 14, 2015
Get the Goon Galaxy mug.A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.
Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?
Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.
Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.
by sperrier March 15, 2010
Get the Goon Walk mug.“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”
-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.
by burnt sox December 20, 2022
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