fackfuck

The act of rubbing your genitalia against someone's chest and cumming over their shoulder.

Guy: Hey! Let's fackfuck!

Girl: Sure!

by porkermc December 12, 2009

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

by fred_berg January 16, 2011

Flaccid

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

by Flaccidwiener October 7, 2014

Flacco and The Sandman

The hilarious comedy duo from Australia. The Sandman has neck-length, curly hair, and Flacco is bald, except for the curved hair smeared on his forehead.

<NakedSandman> Did you steal my red suit? Naughty boy!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

FLACANO!

1. A random word to yell out while being super trashed.
2. Flaca in spanish means Skinny, No in spanish is self explanatory.

Super Trashed Guy: FLACANO!
Everyone Else Super Trashed: FLACANO!!!

by lotago0ds March 19, 2005

Flace

One of the worst words imaginable. Likened to the three unforgivable curses in Harry Potter. Hearing this word uttered by a student can result in being expelled permanently from the school district. More than three offenses can result in time at Juvy. It's meaning is unpublishable for the previous reasons.

Student: "What the FLACE!? HOW DID I FAIL THE CLASS!?"
Teacher: "GO TO THE PRINCIPLE. WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE NOW, SEEING AS YOU'RE NEVER COMING BACK.

by mooooooot December 15, 2010

Flaccid

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

by hugs4drugs October 8, 2015