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feltch whore

1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007
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feltcher

When becky sucks the cum out of someones ass whole, or when someone sucks it out of hers
they feltched all night, becky is definately a feltcher, "He'll feltch your ass man"
by crazy February 5, 2004
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fetty

Baseball term for pitchers.

Noun: A statistical win for the relief pitcher after the offense has gotten over their hangover, despite the performance of the starting pitcher.
Verb: To gain a win by a relief pitcher after a comeback.
The relief pitcher entered the game and got the win for his first fetty after a comeback by the offense.
The game was fettied by the closer, although the starter pitched a gem.
by naba8baseball September 10, 2013
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festy

"Dude, did you book a hotie (hippiespeak for hotel) for the festy yet?"
by asdfasdasdasdasds February 12, 2010
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Tom Felton

A high-pitched despicably annoying thing known for crying up and down the halls of Hogwarts. Out of the rest of the respectable young cast of Harry Potter, stands out as a wannabe that worms his way into 12093983+ publicity events. Advertises himself on the twitterverse - "I got a record label!" (translation: "I paid a ridiculous amount of dollars to convince the label that publishing my gay songs were not really bad mistakes") and has a witchy girlfriend who dominates the bottom of the life pyramid.
That's just Tom Felton attempting to act. Makes me want to cry too.
by Truth489 December 23, 2010
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Fetty

by Prewf December 16, 2003
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Feltch

When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to
heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)
by farrahmae July 22, 2011
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