Facehog

Someone who inundates friends newsfeeds with their excessive postings on the social media Facebook

6:00am - my little baby is awake. 6:10am - I'm changing my babies nappy, it stinks. 6:30am - I'm making pancakes for breakfast. 13:30 - I'm having leftovers for lunch is an example of a facehog because all these feeds will appear on friends facebook walls

by ambi-bambi January 14, 2015

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facecheck

When you're rude to a waitress, 'facecheck' is what she does to you in return. Rather than fold your check and gently place it on the table, she instead removes a pin from her hair and proceeds to embed the check to your forhead.

"Oh no you didn't, woman! Aint no $5.15-an-hour waitress-hag gonna facecheck me on my dime!

by Burt Thunderskivvy September 12, 2006

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facestab

verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.

noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably

verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"

noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."

by Facestab February 8, 2007

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facehugger

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host. Facehuggers are often 20-something nerds that have only recently left their mother's basement (if ever). Upon making contact, the facehuger suffocates the life out of a conversation and forces its ideas upon the unsuspecting host. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal, as the parasite will respond by tightening its grip.

Lookout, here comes Bob, he's a real facehugger. Once he gets going, we'll never get away.

by veldmelter July 5, 2009

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