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Containing the best possible attributable qualities.
Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!
by steveisright November 21, 2003

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1. n. Female dog
2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
3. v. To talk or act as such a woman
4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around
"I need to find Dosser a good bitch (1) to breed with, but Francine seems to hate all dogs. Francine is being such a bitch (2) lately. Like, she kept bitching (3) all night about how i show more respect to Dosser than to her. She didn't show any respect for me back in January when she up and screw Charlie, know what i mean? Bitch (4)."
by steveisright December 18, 2003

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1. n. An open-source journal site that has spawned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.
1. And then my sister said, "what's the point of a website? My bloody livejournal can do it."
by steveisright December 18, 2003

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n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.
"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."
by steveisright December 18, 2003

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1. Situationally involving oral sex.
2. Shaded by deceit.
Unfortunately my friend and i found ourselves in a very clintonesque situation.
by steveisright November 21, 2003

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<i>adj.</i> Considered wild and entertaining, and far from civilized.
After the weedhead opener, the concert was just beast!
by steveisright November 23, 2003

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Usually preceded by "the." A term to musingly indicate nothing at all pertaining to a thing or place while speaking of it.
That library was the junx! So, what's for dinner?
by steveisright November 21, 2003

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