Douche' 

A man who is as useless to women's health as an actual douche. A man who needs women for ego stroking, but whines about them. A man who chooses to use in South East Asia as the women there tells him he is clever and his english is very good despite it being his first tongue. A man who does not go on real dates because they are not as a sure thing as hiring a whore. A man who is afraid of smart women. A man who think bar girls and everyday girls are treated similarly.. A man who understands is just exceptional because he is in Asia.

That black poet in Hong Kong is a total douche'

Douche' by Molokko October 11, 2012

douché 

A mixture of the words douche and touché. its a way to conceed defeat and insult the other person while doing it.

setting: debate class.
debator 1: humans are sentient.

debator 2: douché.

debate teacher: clever. i would take off for language but that was great.

douché by MisterTrotts April 5, 2011

douché 

(Pronounced like the word "touché")

1. Adjective, acting like a douchebag.

2. Adverb, in a manner befitting a douchebag.

3. Noun, a synonym for douchebag.

1. "He is really douché."

2. "His pitching was really douché."

3. a) "What a douché!"

b) (In response to someone) "douché!"

douché by Landing Gear October 21, 2007

douché 

the douche way to pronounce douche.

also, a more awesome way of pronouncing touché.

>"Your keds are lame"
>>"Douché "

> "You're a douche!"
>> "I tihnk you mean douché."
> "Exactly."

douché by CaptainsClicheandKrill October 4, 2010

[douche] 

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.

If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.

[douche] by A Very Lovely Person June 13, 2007

douché 

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in an argument, but with a notable hint of bitterness and resentment at being bested.

Lefty: "Yeah, but Clinton wasn't removed from Office..."

Righty: "Douché!"

douché by tha malcontent March 8, 2011

douché 

douché (dewshay) - an expression formed after the French 'touché' : used to acknowledge the superior douchie-ness of a colleague/friend/etc.

A: that shirt's hideous.
B: you're so hideous that when you sit in the sand, cats try and bury you.
A: douché.

douché by lauracd November 21, 2011