Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Turkey neck dinner

Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey

Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table

by Skepp Muzz April 12, 2020

winner winner chicken dinner

Phrase used to convey a positive outcome.

Q: How was your meeting today?

A: Winner winner chicken dinner!

by kettle__ February 26, 2009

Kathy Dinner

A dinner consisting of..
just cereal.

Everyone loves a kathy dinner.

by Krystalynnnnn August 5, 2008

kroff dinner

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004

christmas dinner

A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.

I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?

by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004

done like a dinner

The act of being finished or screwed over in a way that is similar to the act of a dinner's preperation time coming to an end.

1. If I don't pay that mob boss Tony his money back in one hour I'm going to be done like a dinner!

by s0meone January 22, 2006