Perpetual Line Crosser

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...

Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

by thechicynic February 15, 2008

attack crows

Crows trained by people to attack others. Could be trained by military and/or police forces, much like k-9 units. Attack Crow units would have Badges as well. Other attack crows could be trained as a much more effective 24/7 personal bodyguard service. Adam Carolla came up with the idea once while ranting about the hateful nature of birds in general, suggesting we hone their readiness to "divebomb" people. Has led to many discussions on Loveline.

"See Drew, that's where my attack crows would come in, they just divebomb any a-hole that tries to mess with ya"

by Ace Rocolla January 11, 2008

Crozet

A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).

"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."

by maupinnm March 2, 2009

cropdust

Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".

"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"

by Katgirl27 December 1, 2006

crowd surfing

When you are at a rock concert in a tight audience and the people around you lift you up onto the heads of the crowd around you. Then either all the people holding you up slowly pass you around or they all at once throw you to another section of the crowd. Usually the ride ends with security pulling you down and then you have to go to the back of the crowd and work your way back up to where you started from. Or the people you are passed to do not know you are coming and end up dropping you. The feeling when you are crowd surfing is as if you are simply floating up there. Even though there are about 10 hands touching your legs, ass, back, and sometimes head.

The crowd surfing was so cool, until i got dropped on my head.

by Nest November 17, 2005

crossed

To be under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the same time. Usually occurs at parties or with a group of friends. Short for crossfaded.

1. "I don't know about you bro, but being crossed is the best!"

2. "Damn dude you look crossed!"
"Yea man... 2 shots, 5 games of beerpong, and a giant rip fucked me up!"

by Erik B January 17, 2008

Crotch Vinegar

A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.

What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.

by Finbag March 12, 2017