karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

by Cinzi May 2, 2008

Coner

Sexual arousal caused by thought or sight of ice cream cones.

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Look at their double chocolate cake cookie dough ice cream! I've got a throbbing coner.

by Lil Scrumptious July 20, 2011

man hole cover

The act of titty fucking a slut backwards, you cover her face with your man hole.

Your mom got the 'ol man hole cover last night!

by Justin hpnc December 14, 2008

coger

The action of have sex rather used to mean rape

Me voy a coger a esa vieja

by Rho Carre December 14, 2008

coner

Clitoris boner. When a girl gets sexually aroused and her clit reacts the same way as a penis would. HARD.

When Juan and I were watching "Milf Melons", he went down my pants and rubbed my raging coner.

by Aroused EFABEN January 13, 2010

minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

by Phantom Shitter2 December 6, 2007

The Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K

Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.

Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!

by Tollie December 30, 2004