Covetous Jew

A person who acts like a Jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. There's at least one in every group of friends.

The covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your ass, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a Jew.

by Niggasaurus Rex October 23, 2007

Cover

When a band plays a song that has already been written by a old band, and changes it slightly to sound better. But thats not always the case.

Metallica bitched about how people were stealing their music on Napster, but then they turn around and steal a whole bunch of songs by other artists to make their crappy Garage INC cd.

by Scribbler February 17, 2005

covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

chocolate covered strawberry

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.

Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.

by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007

covered wagon

Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.

Anil Anne has a covered wagon.

by Nick March 14, 2005

cover band

A band of douchebag-like musicians usually in the 30's to 60's in age. The members play the most expensive gear available, believing they will achieve ultimate tone and resonance from their selected instruments. Their girlfriends and/or wives have permed hair. Sometimes females take part in cover bands, always as the singer. They wear extravagant costumes and have 80's inspired hair-dos. There is usually hope of being discovered by singing the hits during a residence at a nightclub, blowling alley or wedding. Members of cover bands usually have more attitude than talent, but they would lead you to believe otherwise.

Dude, I hate cover bands!
That guy is a total douchebag.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

Cover-up

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

by southparkrox September 19, 2009