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rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'
that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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commander erwin

sucky sucky now! big thighs lemme sit 💃 ass up for that man
by commander erwins whore July 17, 2021
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Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."
by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022
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Admin commands

Something albert/mrflimflam/flamingo abused in roblox. theres bunch of admin command games on rblx rn.
Some 5 year old:*gets sent to the forest*
The person who sended them there:in his 20's using admin commands
by urfavcatlover July 19, 2025
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the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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Commander Juicy

A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.
James: Is that Commander Juicy????
Commander Juicy *Pulls out a whole PC from his back pocket*
by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023
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Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.
“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”
by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024
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