Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018

tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016

Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.

Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "

by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 15, 2018

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020