A tongue-in-cheek insult coined as the “female counterpart” to cockwomble.
Used to describe someone (usually a woman, but not strictly) behaving foolishly, obnoxiously, or in an eye-rolling manner.
Built from clunge (crude British slang for female genitalia) + womble (as in the whimsical, bumbling children’s TV characters).
Used to describe someone (usually a woman, but not strictly) behaving foolishly, obnoxiously, or in an eye-rolling manner.
Built from clunge (crude British slang for female genitalia) + womble (as in the whimsical, bumbling children’s TV characters).
“She cut me off in traffic, waving her latte like royalty — absolute clungewomble.”
“Don’t be such a clungewomble, just read the instructions!”
“Don’t be such a clungewomble, just read the instructions!”
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Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
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Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.
Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.
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