A tongue-in-cheek insult coined as the “female counterpart” to cockwomble.
Used to describe someone (usually a woman, but not strictly) behaving foolishly, obnoxiously, or in an eye-rolling manner.
Built from clunge (crude British slang for female genitalia) + womble (as in the whimsical, bumbling children’s TV characters).
Used to describe someone (usually a woman, but not strictly) behaving foolishly, obnoxiously, or in an eye-rolling manner.
Built from clunge (crude British slang for female genitalia) + womble (as in the whimsical, bumbling children’s TV characters).
“She cut me off in traffic, waving her latte like royalty — absolute clungewomble.”
“Don’t be such a clungewomble, just read the instructions!”
“Don’t be such a clungewomble, just read the instructions!”
by Yorydrah September 10, 2025

(noun) A person, usually female, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains, nincompoop.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains, nincompoop.
by Yorydrah September 10, 2025
