Clambust

When a man's penis explodes of eroded semen and pus; and then eats the leftovers as a snack for nutrition and iron in his/her diet

Carl told me he had a Major Clambust yesterday, but he said it didn't hurt that much

by Dannofication May 21, 2011

climbro

Buddies who climb or boulder together. Just like a gym bro, just that you're climbers. Can be used to differentiate yourself from the former.

"Are you coming to my birthday party this weekend?"
"Nah, sorry. I'm heading out to font with my climbros."

by sauvagemoderne January 12, 2016

Climbing the camel

When you mount a girl with chest hair

Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next

by Herbyderp April 4, 2017

Climbing On Water

When you're very low in mood but in 1 second you're high in mood.

Yesterday i was climbing on water it was very hard.

by Gabben June 2, 2017

climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️

damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder

by poopinagroup June 12, 2017

Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.

Go climb a banjo.

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018