Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger

Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!

by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018

catfish slag

Ellie - Mae Cattle

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"

by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023

Catfish

A fake person, someone who lies and has a fake identity. Usually seen on almost every social media, including Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat.

Also a fish.

Not naming names, but a real girl on a website is a catfish. She harrasses people into sending nudes so she can sell them, after luring them in after a sweet bit of flirting. She will befriend you, find dirt and scum on you, and if you leave her or give away her secret, she will destroy you and your reputation.
And a fish.

by Fadedstorm January 27, 2019

Helicopter Catfish

The act in which you and a partner who catfished you go to one's home to do the sex. The woman hops on the man and spins around like a helicopter.

Hey so do you want to go back to my place and try out the Helicopter Catfish position?

by 123Dumbass456 August 17, 2022

chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up

How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish

by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020