cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

Cream Jockey

A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.

Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?

~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.

by niggerjoeIII September 14, 2014

cream chandelier

The act of tying a girl up and jizzing on them, allowing the jiz to harden creating an imagine of a chandelier out of cum. Best when dripping and glistening in the light.

Do u know the girl that dissapeard 3 months ago, well shes being used as a cream chandelier in my basment.

by yusef &alex July 6, 2008

cream toss

The act of putting whipped cream on ones finger and inserts into some ones vagina.

Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?

by jgv2213 March 24, 2008

cream dog

When you cum in the air and it slides down the top of your dick like mustard on a hot dog

"last night i let your mum nibble on my cream dog"

by slipperypoos October 4, 2015

Cream of Meat

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.

"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."

by Fred Berry November 12, 2006

cream egg

cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.

its usually a lesbian party trick.

'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'

by amelia12345 January 25, 2008