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Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi
by SenkaXD June 10, 2016
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Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed
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One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
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Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
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An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.
Brandon is such an ass
by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018
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Brandon is not shit. Period.
Fuck you Brandon.
by BLENP November 21, 2018
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The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart
He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.
by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017
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