steak blumpkin

to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma

steak blumpkin by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.

While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.

Reverse Blumpkin by Buckingham Green October 28, 2004

smoked peppermint blumpkin 

The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.

To save time before going out, a smoked peppermint blumpkin is the perfect way to multi task.

smoked peppermint blumpkin by joey crizz March 28, 2009

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back

The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin by c0rr January 19, 2011

steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

steak blumpkin by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

Chew Blumpkin Shocker 

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

Chew Blumpkin Shocker by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

Skoal Blumpkin 

Dipping Skoal while getting a blumpkin.

Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.

Skoal Blumpkin by JimArm January 21, 2009