A book job is, quite simply, fellatio in which one member of the act is also reading a book. A book job is also known as literahead.
Person 1 - "Awww man, I can't wait for tonight, my girl's gonna be giving me a book job."
Person 2 - "Sweet, what are you gonna be reading?"
Person 1 - "I thought parts of 1984 would be appropriate."
Person 2 - "Sweet, what are you gonna be reading?"
Person 1 - "I thought parts of 1984 would be appropriate."
by dan.s January 14, 2009
Get the book job mug.Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.
I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.
by Wyane D. June 14, 2011
Get the Book Order Excited mug.Someone who reads multiple books without finishing them, and will occasionally go back to reading a book when it is convenient.
Person 1:"Jamie just started reading 'The Lovely Bones' again."
Person 2:"I lent that to her two months ago that Book Whore!"
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Dude 1:"I finally started reading 'The Road' is it good?"
Dude 2:"You've just started reading it?"
Dude 1:" Yep, just call me your local Book Whore."
Person 2:"I lent that to her two months ago that Book Whore!"
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Dude 1:"I finally started reading 'The Road' is it good?"
Dude 2:"You've just started reading it?"
Dude 1:" Yep, just call me your local Book Whore."
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Get the Book Whore mug.by BANi June 13, 2006
Get the book book mug.The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.
Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.
Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?
Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.
Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?
Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.
by _bLinkme July 19, 2007
Get the book method mug.The gay-man bible with a title resembling "The Book of Mormon" so they can give reference to it in public without ridicule.
Gay 1:: Dude, the book of More-men inspires me.
Straight:: I know, dude, I'm a Mormon too.
Gay 1:: ?
Gay 1:: Did you read Chapter 2 of "Book of More-Men"? Soo FABULOUS!
Gay 2:: omg omg omg. I know I know!
Straight:: I know, dude, I'm a Mormon too.
Gay 1:: ?
Gay 1:: Did you read Chapter 2 of "Book of More-Men"? Soo FABULOUS!
Gay 2:: omg omg omg. I know I know!
by yeahithoughtso February 27, 2012
Get the Book of More-men mug.The act in which one begins to narrarate ones own life according to the style of the lengthy book just read in a short period of time.
"Frank's still talking like hes an elf in a bloody fantasy novel."
"Probably stuck on his book legs."
"Probably stuck on his book legs."
by ZePacMan December 23, 2008
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