Alpha Male

Not real, a man who thinks he’s better just because he doesn’t wash his ass crack. Alpha Males are most likely homophobic.

Sue: John is such a simp and a prick to other guys!
Jon: Of course! He calls himself an Alpha Male.

by Hskeidhdnd July 30, 2021

Alpha Female

A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.

Alexandria is an Alpha Female

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Alethia

Alethia is a nice lady, gives in when someone throws fits too much... very beutiful with long hair normal has vision problems and loves to read books people envy her for her looks and kindness

Says omg she's so pretty shes so nice too *thinks; Alethia is so nice and pretty with her long hair I wish soooooo badly I could be like her*

by Ella. G March 18, 2017

Alesha

What is an Alesha?
Well an alesha is a Pretty, Smart, Creative Caring Person, If You Love an Alesha you're a lucky Person, If an Alesha loves you back, You're Even Luckier. If You are Ever Lucky enough to get An Alesha I suggest Never letting her go

They are also Obsessed with one guy, If you are that Guy You're Extremely Lucky.

Person 1:Have you met My new Girlfriend She's Everything you want
Person 2:So she's an Alesha

by Big Hard Lad Sham April 10, 2019

alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.

She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.

by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009

alphabet agency

A colloquial term, typically used in a mocking fashion, used to describe a government agency, usually one that is part of the US law enforcement and intelligence network, that uses an abbreviation consisting of letters. For example the ATF, FBI, NSA, CIA, and similar agencies are considered alphabet agencies.

The term is particularly popular amongst the firearms community and on 4chan. Both of these communities have come into conflict with many of these agencies, and use this kind of language to mock the alphabet agencies. The cause of these conflicts include the ATF's enforcement and attempted enforcement of gun restrictions deemed illegitimate by the pro-gun community, the participation of other agencies assisting the ATF in said enforcement, alleged intrusion of privacy by intelligence agencies, the CIA's history of human rights violations such as MKultra, the FBI conveniently losing documents regarding the Hunter Biden controversy, the FBI allegedly plotting against selected political movements in favour of other parties, the ATF's cease and desist letter to Q regarding the Honey Badger pistol, the involvement of agencies in the Waco and Ruby Ridge sieges where atrocities were committed, crackdowns on legitimate gun accessory businesses for claims of their products (usually solvent traps) being able to be used as restricted accessories such as suppressors, as well as many more controversial acts by so-called alphabet agencies.

The ATF is just another alphabet agency meant to enforce the federal government's monopoly on violence and the only other things it does is do the DEA's job but worse and be the armed wing of the FDA.

by Davo. March 14, 2021

Alpha Gams

1. the respectable, classy ladies on campus known for their sophistication, scholarship, beauty, and leadership

2. the ladies gentlemen prefer (especially when it comes time to find a wife)

3. the ladies always walking tall even when others humorously try to bring them down

Alpha Gams have always and will always be the best.

by The University of Memphis September 22, 2006