Albert

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked

Albert , nuff said

by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

Albemarle High School

A beast school in Charlottesville, VA that holds a track world record and is otherwise generally awesome. Abbreviated AHS.

Look it up on Wikipedia for more info.

"Dude, you go to Albemarle High School? That's tight!"

"Yea, where do you go?"

"...Monticello..."

"HAHAHA"

by ahsdude July 9, 2009

Albert Pujols

Inventor of baseball.

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."

by Badassassin October 9, 2008

Port Alberni

A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.

"Port alberni? Isn't that just another word for incestuous anal rape??"

by giggidygiggidybitches May 6, 2009

Albemo

a particularly white skinned person usually of british decent that is classified as an emo

"dude, you listen to deathcab and you cant tan.. your hell albemo"

albemo - "that emodude is so white hes practically transparent"

by The aesthetic voyager February 24, 2009

Albert

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013