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asshole driving

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.
by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014
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Adshole

An ad that wont let you skip it and forces you to listen/watch the whole ad
I'm just trying to listen to music but these adshole are ruining my vibe
by Azncraft June 30, 2016
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asshole thermometer

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!
by Telephony May 15, 2016
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Asshole Antlion

1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.
Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.
by The dankest man handler August 9, 2017
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Asshole tangling

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.
There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.
by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020
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Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010
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connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB
by theham December 29, 2013
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