Blue starfish 

When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor

Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.

Blue starfish by Kawishane January 18, 2021

Blue waffle 

Josh

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle

Blue waffle by Shita January 19, 2021

Blue Devil 

When two men are engaging in oral sex at the 50 yard line. As the gentleman receiving oral sex is about to climax, the gentleman giving the oral sex stops prompting the gentleman receiving the oral sex not to climax

OH!! Perry!!! Im gonna cum.....hey......where you going???? You little Blue Devil!!!

Blue Devil by brown lightning January 21, 2021

Blue man needs to poop 

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

Blue man needs to poop by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

Blue Monday by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Blue-ish 

Depending on the context, it is code for "Jewish". This is to avoid being banned for openly racist behavior.

John: The "Blue-ish"people own the media companies!
Trevor: That's anti-semitic John, do you have any proof of that?
John: Yes, here are some examples Trevor.

CNN: David Levy, President, Turner
CNN: Jeff Zucker, President
CNN: Wolf Blitzer, Chief Anchor

ABC: Bob Iger, Owner
ABC: Ben Sherwood, President
ABC: James Goldston, News Chief

MSNBC: Brain Roberts, Owner
MSNBC: Bob Roberts, President
MSNBC: Noah Oppenheim, News Chief

CBS: Summer Rothstein, Owner
CBS: Les Moonves, President
CBS: David Rhodes, News Chief

The New York Times: Ochs-Sulzbergers, Owner
The New York Times: Arthur Sulzberger, Publisher
The New York Times: Mark Thompson, Editor in Chief

BBC: Marcus Agius, Board, Rothschild
BBC: Danny Cohen, Director
BBC: Ian Katz, BBC Newsnight

VOX: Ezra Klein, Co-Founder, Editor
VOX: Matthew Iglesias, Co-Founder

BUZZFEED: Jonah Peretti, CEO
BUZZFEED: Ken Lerer, Co-Founder
BUZZFEED: Ben Smith, Editor in Chief

The Economist: Owned by the Rothschild Family
The Economist: Eli Goldstein, Board Director

The Guardian: Anthony Salz, Rothschild Rep.
The Guardian: David Pemsel, CEO
The Guardian: Katharine Viner, Editor-in-Chief

Huffpost: Ken Lerer, Co-Founder
Huffpost: Jonah Peretti, Co-Founder
Huffpost: Lydia Polygreen, Editor-in-Chief

Blue-ish by Mein Kampfy Couch January 27, 2021

Blue cheese 

A 100 dolllars banded with a blue strap

You already know i got all that blue cheese

Blue cheese by Bigblackbeefyman January 31, 2021