Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where

Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.

by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

jetway jesus

The act of a person using a wheelchair to obtain early boarding on a (usually) Southwest Airlines flight, only to miraculously be cured and not require the wheelchair to deplane at the destination. The scourge of passengers who follow the rules because those passengers board first and take up the prime front seats. Quite common on flights to Florida.

We had eight Jetway Jesus passengers on our flight.

by Iureport March 27, 2024

Rave Jesus

you basically grab your nearest metal head that has a beard and long hair and throw them in a rave (specifically at a cosplay convention) Give them a little spike-glowstick crown like Jesus and give something to drink like alcohol and BOOM you got your self a rave Jesus

Guy 1: GUYS LOOK, ITS THE RAVE JESUS!!
everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rave Jesus: *passed out on the floor*

by goth_jesus April 8, 2024

Anti-Jerusalemite

**Anti-Jerusalemites**: A term describing attitudes, actions, or beliefs characterized by racism, prejudice, and hatred specifically directed towards Palestinians, particularly those from Jerusalem or the Gaza Strip. This form of discrimination manifests in various social, political, and economic spheres, aiming to marginalize and dehumanize Palestinian people.

Netanyahu's statement reflects anti-Jerusalemite sentiments, as it broadly labels Palestinians as supporters of terrorism and inherently evil, denying their right to statehood based on prejudiced and hateful generalizations.

by JasonFlyX92 May 22, 2024

Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.

On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024