Squishy Water 

The squishiest water on the internet. Squishy Water is a clothing brand run by Nick Casper and is based on Sad Water.

Person 1: Do you have the new Squishy Water shirt?
Person 2: Duh, it's the squishiest merch ever!

Squishy Water by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Tap Water 

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that

Tap Water by MyAS$ August 30, 2019

table water 

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

table water by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

Soapy water 

When you ejaculate to your significant others ear and proceed to shake their head to make the visual effect of soapy (sink) water.

Dj Khaled : What’d you and your girl do yesterday?
Django: you know the usual, but I gave her soapy water

Dj Khaled: Dang I wish I was that gangster

Soapy water by BappoElChappo December 5, 2019

hotdog water 

Chase Nelson asking Acus to send him money for hotdogs

Hey acus could you send me some money so I can buy hotdog water?

hotdog water by BigNoNamer December 14, 2019

Slutty Water 

Pouring Hot Black coffee on a large cup of ice and drinking it as is. Resulting in
mostly melted ice cubes and and very diluted coffee. It's easy, gets the job done, and hydrates you.

Bill: "I need an ice coffee but I don't wanna go through all the work"

Buck "Shut the hell up brother and just pour yourself a damn Slutty Water we got the hot coffee brewed you big pussy"

Slutty Water by Goaaswdfaedd December 26, 2019

Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

Philadelphia water balloon by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019