Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.

“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.

by I’m peppa pig! *unholy noises* March 7, 2019

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

water

a substance that kills you when you put it in your dick

water is not good for you

by justing water December 14, 2021

Watering the Backdoor

When you piss into someones Ass.

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

urban dictionary needs some holy water

bleach

Person1: dudeeeee, urban dictionary needs some holy water RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEchex gomoku

by jthejthejthej January 13, 2022

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020

Water

The liquid Africa has never seen. They drink dirt.

Africa: want some dirt

Water: no

by theblackmen March 10, 2020