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Ruler ref

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.
Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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Rule 59

Anytime a response takes longer than 30 minutes then the responser automatically agrees with the statement maker."
James asked if he could get a tattoo. Sarah didn’t reply within 30 minutes so by Rule 59 James gets to assume that Sarah agrees with his choice.
by Hendaaxf June 28, 2018
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Rule 20

If you made or done something good it probably already exists or has been done.
you know Rule 20 if you made something good its probably been done
by Exotikian August 26, 2018
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ruler

#smart#pretty#loyal#lovable#kind#leader#rules the world
Ruler means to lead.Alex is a kind attractable person who is irresistible, inspiring,smart,and is loyal. She is a leader and is very intellectual.She is friendly and a good person to be around. She won't put up with a fight and will stand up for her friends. Alex is an amazing person.
by Alex the ruler September 14, 2018
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Rule 101

If you find a Page not Found, Use a different page.
Person 1: I made a new rule of the internet!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Rule 101
by SpringOnee October 22, 2018
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Rulered

When a girl inserts a wooden ruler into her vagina to gauge the depth from the wetness of the wood
Jen rulered herself to make sure she could take enough of him
by BrettKavanaugh November 22, 2018
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Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.
David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018
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