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Watery Queef 

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.
Watery Queef by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013

explosive queef 

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

sleepy queef 

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
sleepy queef by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family
Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef
fishy queef by Bumfart March 21, 2017

Song queef 

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on
I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long
Song queef by Waredjilliams August 24, 2018

wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.
Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch
wild queef by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018