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Sex Bunny
A Human who will give it up in any possition you like. For example: If you say 69 she'll hop to it.
If you say bend over she's already touching her feet. & if you say let's have sex she will bungy jump on that dick!
If you say bend over she's already touching her feet. & if you say let's have sex she will bungy jump on that dick!
Sex Bunny by Sexyyyyyyyy Biotchhhhhhhhhhhhh February 12, 2009
Sex and the City 2
Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Sex and the City 2 by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010
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