A dude who grew up in Garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to
ghetto clubs in downtown Dallas.
A Garland Bro has:
1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s
car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their
car.
4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland
HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on
Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A: Hey, what ever happened to Luke or
Javier?
B: I'm not sure, I lost
track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the
high school..
A&B: Oh.....
