Dude: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kid: ...Cool story.
Kid: ...Cool story.
by Little Nerd June 9, 2006
when someone says something really weird. akward, or something no one cares, about, so you say cool story to be sarcastic and show that you didn't care.
"So I got buger king the other day cause my mom had a coupon for free whopper, buy one meal get one free. so I got my food and took it out to the truck. well I was driving and I wanted a drink of my coke. so I tore open one end of the straw paper and blew into that. And the paper shot off to the passenger side vent! Then I laughed and forgot about it" - Daniel
"Cool story" - Bri
"Cool story" - Bri
by supbro!?! February 14, 2010
"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"
"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.
"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.
by Hobie Animations August 6, 2017
A: Me and my wife have been married for 5 years.... blah blah crap.
B: Cool story bro.
C: ^^ You're really cheesy, just say cool story.
B: Cool story bro.
C: ^^ You're really cheesy, just say cool story.
by flyfloon^ August 23, 2011
What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.
by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky April 12, 2015
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro
Person B: cool story bro
by a1b2c3d4e5 January 6, 2009