schmuzz mitt 

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

schmuzz mitt by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

Steaming Mitten 

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

Steaming Mitten by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

Mighty Mite 

A semi-amphibious American Military ¼-ton 4x4 tactical vehicle designated M422-A1 by the US Marine Corp. It is made of aluminum over a steel frame truck, suitable for airlifting and popular during the 1960's.

The Mighty Mite remains a rare vehicle today as collectors particularly like its independent suspension all around (front: leading arms/trailing arms rear), sprung ¼-elliptical leaf springs. Among the M422's many other unique features are front and rear Posi-Traction differentials, inboard differential mounted drum brakes, center-point steering and the aluminum V4 engine developed by American Motors. The air-cooled 108 cu in (1.8 L) developed 52 bhp (39 kW) and 90 lb·ft (122 N·m) of torque, which propelled it to a top speed of 65 miles per hour (108 km/h), with a 55-mile-per-hour (89 km/h) military rating.

Bob sold his old Willy's Jeep when he found a Mighty Mite to restore.

Mighty Mite by reptilesPhilly September 5, 2012

Nature Mitten 

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

Nature Mitten by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012

clit mites 

vaginal termites

Sebastian "So i went down on this girl from Bunkasfuck and she gave me clit mites."
Carl "Karma."

clit mites by PointerPal December 11, 2013

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

musty mitten by jesx95 February 9, 2014

stink mitt 

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

stink mitt by clubdead May 9, 2014