Definitions by clubdead

stink mitt 

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

stink mitt by clubdead May 9, 2014

taint 

The little flap of skin located between a man's anus and his testicle's.

Lift my testicle to take a look. I discover a mysterious undisclosed flap of skin. It taint the asshole and it taint the testicle

taint by clubdead April 5, 2011

Tek Wrecker 

Person/Person's high on crystal meth who's constant fig-it-ing results in the destruction of every day objects.

The Tek Wrecker has a house full of broken and dismantled electronics due to there constant tek wrecking of thing's.

Tek Wrecker by clubdead April 5, 2011