taint

The little flap of skin located between a man's anus and his testicle's.
Lift my testicle to take a look. I discover a mysterious undisclosed flap of skin. It taint the asshole and it taint the testicle
by clubdead April 05, 2011
mugGet the taintmug.

Tek Wrecker

Person/Person's high on crystal meth who's constant fig-it-ing results in the destruction of every day objects.
The Tek Wrecker has a house full of broken and dismantled electronics due to there constant tek wrecking of thing's.
by clubdead April 05, 2011
mugGet the Tek Wreckermug.

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.
now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!
by clubdead May 09, 2014
mugGet the stink mittmug.