The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

The Ghost of Christmas Past by doofmonger May 25, 2010

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blow the grip

It means get the fuck outta here or go away.

Sam: Chris Rock better than Kevin Hart
Dave: Nigga, blow the grip

blow the grip by YUNA September 13, 2013

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Gleaming the Gunt

the effect on a hefty broad's midsection when riding her like a cowboy.

You should have seen the glistening sweat on that fat chick's carriage. I was really gleaming the gunt.

Gleaming the Gunt by Big Poogie February 3, 2006

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The Great Ez

A fat ass with a dead mom who loves pudding.

lol, you fag, you're such a "the great ez!!"

The Great Ez by Sarah February 24, 2005

the grink

When your asshole is raw and hurts like hell, a direct result of having the shits.

No way!!!!I'm never eating mexican food and drinking draft beer again!!! I got the grink so bad I could cry!!!!

the grink by Dingus1219 February 1, 2014

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Doing the Gloria

Good oral sex given by a sexy woman.

Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!

Doing the Gloria by Frank Buttler December 18, 2004

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off the gook

typo for "off the hook".. originating on a certain internet messageboard known as BCO.

Man that party was off the gook!

off the gook by imeyer January 1, 2005