oscar the grouch 

Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.

"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"

Not for you you cheap ass.

"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"

*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*

oscar the grouch by Chile3000 June 25, 2005

The Ghost of Christmas Past 

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

The Ghost of Christmas Past by doofmonger May 25, 2010

blow the grip 

It means get the fuck outta here or go away.

Sam: Chris Rock better than Kevin Hart
Dave: Nigga, blow the grip

blow the grip by YUNA September 13, 2013

Gleaming the Gunt

the effect on a hefty broad's midsection when riding her like a cowboy.

You should have seen the glistening sweat on that fat chick's carriage. I was really gleaming the gunt.

Gleaming the Gunt by Big Poogie February 3, 2006

The Great Ez 

A fat ass with a dead mom who loves pudding.

lol, you fag, you're such a "the great ez!!"

The Great Ez by Sarah February 24, 2005

the grink 

When your asshole is raw and hurts like hell, a direct result of having the shits.

No way!!!!I'm never eating mexican food and drinking draft beer again!!! I got the grink so bad I could cry!!!!

the grink by Dingus1219 February 1, 2014

Doing the Gloria

Good oral sex given by a sexy woman.

Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!

Doing the Gloria by Frank Buttler December 18, 2004