Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.

“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”

by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021

Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.

Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.

by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022

sophie towns

most annoying girl in the world. spills her drinks everywhere and will whity on the smell of smoke.

she spilt her drink
oh shes doing a sophie towns

by lilgurlgamer February 16, 2022

Lacey Township High school

90% white douchebags

8% asians
2% monkeys

“You know Lacey Township High School?”
“Yea, the race ratio there is terrible!”
“I know. They need more monkey representation!”

by >¢ March 24, 2022

Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022

Lockport Township Highschool

A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.

The kids at Lockport Township Highschool are not that bad, except for peanut, he’s a pussy.

by Lthsfinest May 10, 2022

shyanne townsend

is a dark haired docca picker who likes geeky lads beginning H . ALSO ID A LADY JANE GREY FIEND AND WILL BE A DEVILS LETTUCE HORE IF NEEDED

person 1 : eww stop being like a shyanne townsend

person 2 : whats that

person 1 : baso a nitty

by derby56rshit May 11, 2022