Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

Winkle

a small herbivorous shore-dwelling mollusc with a spiral shell. Also called periwinkle.

Litrally its just a mollusc(winkle)

by AnimalSisheuebr May 20, 2017

Winkleheiden

/Noun/
Fake German for testicle.

On the way that creep was touching my left winkleheiden.

by RUgrinoski May 30, 2017

Winkle wagon

vehicle filled with obnoxious males.

We stopped at a light and a winkle wagon pulled up beside us.

by Gingy8088 June 14, 2017

Wanklet

A juvenile wanker

Steve brought his wanklets to the party and they ruined everything

by Firefly Button August 10, 2017

winkledinkle

A really gay person that stalks people

He is a real winkledinkle

by Colin mills January 16, 2018

Wonker

Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)

Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!

by Bloopi March 1, 2018