toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010

twoasted

Being drunk and high off weed at the same time.

Man, I went to the club last night and I was twoasted!

by lala sd gurl September 3, 2010

Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011

Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

toadstomper

The act of a gay man kicks his partner in the penis.

I was feeling horny until Todd gave me a toadstomper.

by GenevaLover May 17, 2016

Twadge

Twat and fadge combined. Usually used to call someone who is being a fanny (wimp) or just being a cunt.

You fucking twadge.

by ClaireDC datingbible.co.uk July 22, 2017