A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!
Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!
by Shecki B February 20, 2007
This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.
Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!
See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!
See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!
by charlesjamesonIV June 01, 2011
Phoebe:hey Preston can u toot your horn
Preston:yes babe (bends over pulls/sucks dick )
Phoebe:such a show off u can't toot your own horn
Preston:yes babe (bends over pulls/sucks dick )
Phoebe:such a show off u can't toot your own horn
by Fergie loves P.b March 24, 2017
The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 02, 2021
This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
by ozzyp January 26, 2017
The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013
Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
by StankyDanky March 02, 2008