testicles

The chewy center

I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!

by baba October 19, 2003

testicle tickler

1. a person or thing that touches you in the ball holder 2. a(N) phone on vibrate in youre pocket

my girlfriend is a testicle tickler

by alps21 September 5, 2013

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.

School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!

by Goggle January 10, 2005

testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"

Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.

by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009

Testicle Sunrise

Its the action of dragging your balls over someones face until they wake up with a view of your testicals.

Paul woke up sunday morning to a Testicle Sunrise. it sure did make his day.

by jboob September 22, 2009

testicle texting

(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes

Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.

Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.

Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.

by julsmileyface August 4, 2009