a ted cruz

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

by madnik March 06, 2018

Ted Neeley

A man/horse who thinks he can still get away with playing Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar" despite the fact the movie version he stared in was made 1,000 years ago.

"I saw Ted Neeley in the park and asked to ride him, but my dad said I would probably break him."

by That Depends; Who Are You? May 01, 2009

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 22, 2003

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum June 22, 2005

Ted Valentine

Unfunctional person who can't do anything in theworld but rely on one important thing better than life, WoW.

I, Ted Valentine has dedicated this game to be my life and nothing more.

by Unknown Guest September 11, 2006

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

by Da Dude October 18, 2003

Ted Mosby-ed

When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.

"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."

by Dexvd January 30, 2012