Ashy Nigga Syndrome

A very serious disease and incurable that Kim Namjoon of BTS has that causes him to look pale cuz we all know he's black :(

"Ay yo did you hear that Kim Namjoon has ANS?"
"What's ANS?"
"Ashy Nigga Syndrome."
"Damn. Sounds serious."

by LilCumStain666 April 21, 2019

navroop syndrome

When a male grows up in a largely female environment thus lacking normal male values. Such individuals will not know anything about sports and cars thus showing major dislike and not partake in them.

These individuals will particularly dislike sports such as Hockey, Football and MMA. They'll also have disliked the old WWF when growing up as well.

Favorite shows for these individuals include: Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy.

1: So I tried watching the game last night with Satbir last night but he didn't care!
2: That's because he was brought up with the navroop syndrome
1: No wonder he doesn't get it

by Kharkoo April 12, 2011

Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

Gear Aquisition Syndrome

Also known as G.A.S.

This condition afflicts musicians and singers of all kinds, but seems to be especially virulent in electric guitar players. It is typified by an uncontrollable urge to buy, beg, borrow or steal the latest piece of musical equipment seen in a store, in a magazine, on TV or on another musician.
Poverty is the only known prevention (and only known cure) for the disease.

G.A.S. is the most likely explanation for any musician who possesses more than the required number of his/her chosen instrument (ie more than 1), but is more usually seen in the miriad unnecessary musical accessories hidden around the victim's room - such as amplifiers, electronic tuners, fold-back speakers, amp stands, gigantic speaker and PA stacks, guitar polish, guitar polishing cloths, several grades of strings, multiple gig bags full of things which buzz, click or glow in the dark, and, and, and....

by Cath Perry March 16, 2005

Syndrominous

A syndrominous is rare species of retard who has earned the title of a syndrominous by doing or saying something completely retarded. Once someone is classed as one there is usually no redeeming themselves.

"Cucumbers are not red you syndrominous"

by Sea Slump May 31, 2018

Syndrome A.Y.

A disease that is spread in primarily the freshman class of a public school. The symptoms of this disease includes:
1. Taking out your dick in class
2. Getting suspended for a short amount of time
3. Becoming the school laughing stock

Billy: " Did you hear that the new kid caught Syndrome A.Y.?"

Richard: "Yeah man, he took his Richard out in class if you know what I mean"

by Billy 'n Richard May 14, 2018

Synchronicitious

A word Roseanne Barr made up and used on the Joe RoganExperience Podcast episode 1359.

Numerology is like synchronicitious because it’s everywhere all around you all the time.

by SpitFire4Truth September 8, 2020