100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice

Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen

by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019

that made my balls stiff

A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.

Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!

by MEGAMIND420 December 9, 2020

erect-a-stiffy

use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know

my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy

by penisman4273 January 23, 2023

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

stiff medicine

Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan July 5, 2006

stiff

A boring cunt. An induvidual who is often circulates in right wing circles and is characterised by his or her bald head, avoidance of amusement and is generally regarded as an absolute twat

Al Gore is a real stiff. He sickens me

by ffmmmmfmm September 26, 2005

stiffwich

a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim

yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.

...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.

by Lynn January 23, 2004