Penis stretcher 

The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.

Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.

Penis stretcher by The Squeeler April 18, 2009

black stretched 

Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.

Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"

black stretched by hephaestus June 8, 2007

Strelchun 

Constructed from a wide array of Western European genes, the Strelchun complex is one of the most beautiful to be viewed by the human eyes. Lithuanian for "The Great Archer," the Strelchun family has a brave, courageous gene built into their very core. Often times they consist of abnormally large biceps, and are deceptively very intelligent. If any problem persists in this family, the only to be named is the slight inclination to urinate one's pants under intense intoxication. Also sometimes the youngest generation can overly indulge in high-caloric food items, thus being deemed "fat fucks." This added weight is transferred instantly to pure muscle mass by the age of 20 due to Lipimobilization, a scientific phenomenon only seen in the Strelchun gene.

"Dude ur hot as a Strelchun!"
"Shit, a Strelchun's here." (Said in a highly depressed tone by males when a Strelchun male enters a party scene due to increased female distraction)

Strelchun by Jamie Kalns October 11, 2007

Stretchgasm 

The feeling of relief after a long, full-body stretch.

I just had a HUGE stretchgasm.

Stretchgasm by newtmeg February 15, 2010

scretchy 

A word to describe someone or something that is both creepy and sketchy. Scretchy.

Used in a sentence:
"That man was very scretchy" or "Stop being scretchy!"

scretchy by doublebanana March 6, 2011

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

stretched lobes by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

margaux stretcher 

When you get so drunk that you pass out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. You then proceed to rat out some of your "friends."

Dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you passed out on the street!

margaux stretcher by ghettotitties September 10, 2010