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Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon
"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"
by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021
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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard
Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops
by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023
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Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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El stretch

BTS DOES THIS THEY GO DOWN AND LIKE SYRECH THEIR ARMS AND LEGS LMAO
What are Tae doing?
He’s doing el stretch
by Trash for bangtan September 21, 2018
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Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
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