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Mr. Stretch

Noun, a word that describes an individual who has the uncanny ability to not give a flying fuck
by Pnkjamys August 31, 2025
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Your Stretching it!

"Your Stretching it" is used when someone is making or creating a big situation about a small issue or detail. small arguments turn into huge ones as small incidents turn into huge ones as well.
boy... it aint even that much of a big deal... your stretching it!
by RealEx December 12, 2023
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[Stretch throat]

stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!

John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019
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Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
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Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi
that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.
by runthesun July 3, 2017
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